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theworstthingsforsale: Everyone likes the edge brownies. The caramelized crispness of the edges are a nice contrast to the soft, fudgy interior of the brownie. “But what,” your brain asks itself, in a quest for more serotonin, “what if every brownie was an edge brownie?” Sure, you could buy this special pan for $35.99. Or you could just pour your brownie batter into muffin tins, which you already have, giving you more brownie-edge per unit of batter. (Muffin tins have a perimeter-to-area ratio of 1.6. This pan has a perimeter-to-area ratio of 0.55.) Did I just change your brownie-baking life? Yes? Good, then we’re both ashamed, me for the brownie math, you for eating so many fucking brownies. Mind —> blown.

theworstthingsforsale:

Everyone likes the edge brownies. The caramelized crispness of the edges are a nice contrast to the soft, fudgy interior of the brownie. “But what,” your brain asks itself, in a quest for more serotonin, “what if every brownie was an edge brownie?”

Sure, you could buy this special pan for $35.99. Or you could just pour your brownie batter into muffin tins, which you already have, giving you more brownie-edge per unit of batter. (Muffin tins have a perimeter-to-area ratio of 1.6. This pan has a perimeter-to-area ratio of 0.55.)

Did I just change your brownie-baking life? Yes? Good, then we’re both ashamed, me for the brownie math, you for eating so many fucking brownies.

Mind —> blown.

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Today’s Dilbert strip goes out to all the project managers in the world who (a) don’t do a good job of keeping departments working in tandem and/or (b) don’t prepare for contingencies, even if (c) they’re deliberately trying to get the company to pay for a nuclear rocket they can later shoot at the moon.

Today’s Dilbert strip goes out to all the project managers in the world who (a) don’t do a good job of keeping departments working in tandem and/or (b) don’t prepare for contingencies, even if (c) they’re deliberately trying to get the company to pay for a nuclear rocket they can later shoot at the moon.

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