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I posted this on Facebook and people thought it was funny. So now it’s on Tumblr.
Let me be the first to say, in a year with lots of high-profile shootings, that if Clint Eastwood is the surprise GOP convention speaker on Thursday, it would be highly inappropriate for him to close by looking into the camera and saying, “I know what you’re thinking, President Obama. ‘Is Mitt beating me in the polls by six points or only five?’ Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as I’ve been a celebrity a hell of a lot longer than George Clooney, the most handsome man in Hollywood, and my endorsement means more than any clown you can shake out of the LA strip, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?”
